I'm doomed

Ara is reading a book on massage (thank you Dorshan and Jason for the Christmas gift a few years back) and is confused on a certain technique. I told him he can practice on me. I may pass out from this rare miracle. Am I dreaming? Hopefully there are no strings attached.
Never mind....he just pointed out that the pictures in the book are of a girl massaging a guy...not of a guy doing a girl. I think he should get in touch with his feminine side. And now he just said, "Why do they have their clothes on? That takes the fun out of it." I'm doomed.