He Turned Sideways

Long ago a very wise woman gave me some advice on the dynamics of men. Something along the lines of--that if you want something to subtly hint around and two weeks later they adopt the idea as their own and it happens. So along those lines, in conversation with Ara I was talking and I absent mindedly said something about not even caring about his love handles and kept on talking. Well two weeks later he's in the bathroom and yells, "When did this happen, Why didn't you tell me?" He finally saw his back fat when he turned sideways and looked at himself in the mirror. LOL. And now he's on an exercise kick. LOL. Now I just have to get my fat butt in gear...because there is no way that old goat is gonna look better than me.

Jake is finally working, still doing training. He was so freaking funny when he got his first check of $10. He woke me up when he came home from work, jumping on my bed and screaming. The bum doesn't even want to cash it. He already owes his gf around $90.

Andi had minor plastic surgery today to remove a mole from her chin. She was a real trooper. I would have totally passed out seeing all that. I got all queasy from across the room with what little I saw...ewwww.

New Job

The new job and I are getting along. My only frustration is that the people I need stuff from to do my part aren't moving as fast as I am. That's the government for ya. I'm just not used to sitting around with nothing to do, so I've had to perfect the art of looking busy. And that's getting old. Hopefully things will pick up soon--the big cheese did tell me I came in at a slow time. I moved in to my cubicle this week...and you know me-I already moved some file cabinets around. I only have two of them, but they are empty so I took advantage and set it up how I work. Snacks on the left and work on the right (ha Ha). My top drawer is filled with protein bars and hot tamales.