How to Have the Perfect Day.

Wake up with a sinus headache. Snarl at boy for telling you to "chill". Shout at girl pretending to be sick to get out of gym once again. Drive her to school wearing slippers. Drop and Break coffee mug in driveway. Jam the paper shredder with junk mail. Decide not to start the To Do list and meet friends for lunch. Stay out until right before husband gets home from work.